After our fun-filled adventure to north western Nebraska, my husband and I re-packed and loaded up my faithful Ford Escape to journey southeast yesterday. I am blogging today from the little house on Grandpa’s farm which will be our temporary new home in less than a month. Let the cleaning, organizing and the like begin! After I rest from being on the road so much. Despite logging lots of miles in our vehicles this week I was still able to find some gems to share. That might have something to do with the fact that there is little else to do while trapped in a car than play on your smart phone. Here are a few that caught my well-traveled eye:
- “Man Lives With Wolves” – Didn’t Kipling already write this? And then Disney made it into a movie?
- “Funeral Procession Takes Fast Food Detour” – I guess the cemetery was far away? Saved the church ladies some work anyway.
- “Where Not Do Die In 2012” – I’d prefer “anywhere”.
- “Valuable Whale Vomit” – Valuable to whom? And how does anyone know it came from a whale? Wait….I don’t want to know.
- “Cheetos Lead To Robber” – You’d think you’d know to lick that orange stuff off of your fingers.
- “House Boasts Very Strange Baby Trend” – Is that supposed to be a selling point?
- “The Big Fear Of Automakers” – We’ll figure out that we really don’t need our cars to make phone calls for us?
- “Are You Running The Wrong Way” – Most of the time. Thanks for asking.
- “Scare As Pilot Passes Out During Flight” – yeah…that’d do it.
- “Castle Homes Available To Buy” – For those who honestly think they are royalty. Wonder if they come with ladies in waiting?
- “Woman Goes On Test Drive, Robs Bank” – So she could buy the car?
- “Underground Dentist Takes Defiant Stance” – I’d rather he take classes at the dental school.
- “Identity Theft And Your Child” – You mean if someone steals my identity they have to take my kids? Hmmm….
- “Oldest Crabs Found” – Now that isn’t even nice. We’ll see how happy you people are when you get older.
- “Giggling Woman Flips Judge The Bird, Judge Not Amused” – I’d guess not. How do I just know she was in there on drug charges?
- “How People Are Judging You” – Unfairly most of the time.
- “Three Tips To Beat Rising Gas Prices” – #1 Walk….#2 Buy a Bike….
- “Report: Mom Steals Son’s Letter Of Intent” – Now they are going to notice that she’s too old to play college football.
- “Who Gets The Armrests On A Crowded Plane” – The one with the biggest arms?
- “Vodka Monument Toppled” – Sounds like someone’s party got out of hand.
Speaking of things getting out of hand: this is one tough church…..
Happy Friday Everyone!!